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The Ruben Slider:
Half Ruben, Half Hamburger, 100 Percent Delicious

24 May

Holy shit. I went to the casino near my house a couple months ago and inside they had a little deli called 1st Street Deli. Big whoop, right? Fuck you. This deli provided a sandwich handed down from the Gods called the Ruben slider. After [unsuccessfully] trying to recreate this magical meal, I have finally succeeded. The Ruben Slider is now brought to a Kitchen near you.

ruben slider the hamburger from heaven

How do you make a ruben slider?

First, the things you will need (for 4 burgers/ruben sliders):

  • Pound or two of ground sirloin beef
  • 1/2 – 1lb of sliced thin corned beef
  • A bag of your favorite brand of sauerkraut
  • 1/2 pound of American cheese, white.
  • Your favorite burger buns. I prefer the ones with little white seeds on the top (sesame seeds? not sure).
  • Thousand island dressing
  • Cooking spray
  • Tin foil
  • A grill, oven with hot top and a 6 pack of beer

Simple as pie.

  1. Start by preheating the grill at 400 degrees and drinking a beer or 6.
  2. Then go with a pound or two of hamburger, create some patties.
  3. After which you will begin by warming up your sauerkraut.
  4. Take a regular size cooking pan and turn the heat to medium-low on for the burner (on the oven). Throw the burgers on the grill and cook them, while doing that you want to flash cook the pieces of  corned beef so they are semi browned on each side.
  5. While the burgers are  cooking, throw a slice or two of American cheese on each one to melt. After they are finished, put them on a bun.
  6. On top of the burger you need to stack a couple pieces of the corned beef, follow by a spoon or two of sauerkraut and then finish with a healthy slab of thousand island dressing.

Done. There you have it. The most amazing burger you will ever fucking eat. You should have noticed that I did not mention where to use the tin foil or the cooking spray. That’s because you are a fucking drunk and you drank 6 beers within 30 minutes and forgot to put the cooking spray on the pan before you cooked the corned beef. You also forgot to put the tin foil on the top shelf of the grill and toast your buns. Idiot. :-)

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18 May

The Pacific on HBO, What a…

18 May

the pacific sucks

What a terrible show. I am normally not really negative, but after I saw Band of Brothers (greatest mini-series ever made) I was really looking forward to watching The Pacific in the hopes it would be the same type of show. Not the case! Instead all we get is a bunch of bull shit romance and two fucking episodes of half ass fighting.

I do not want to watch some fags cry and go insane (like the one guy from Jurassic Park) nor do I want to watch some bullshit fight scenes that just make you want to cry. I want to see bombs and battles, baby. That’s it. Guys watch shows like that more than women, so why the fuck would you make that stupid ass series so completely ridiculous? Answer that. My girlfriend even thought there was way too much mushy mushy. A FEMALE HATED THE ROMANCE IN THAT SHOW. Oh oh oh and trust me, I am not the only one who didn’t like that piece of shit, half ass, hooker washing show. So, fuck you HBO and make us another Band of Brothers!!!!!!!!!

PS: Thanks HBO for the following great programs:

  • Oz
  • The Wire
  • Band of Brothers